Artistic Genius
Posted by Dirk on February 5, 2010
Kudos to my son for a great treasure map, and for stating the obvious, just in case someone finds this thing in a time capsule 50 years from now.
Moveon.org…Seriously, move on!
Posted by Dirk on January 27, 2010
If I get another email from moveon.org, I’m going to scream. I voted for Obama, ok? I like him, he’s doing a pretty good job, except that he’s being kind of a pussy on the whole healthcare thing, as are the rest of the Democrats. Don’t even get me started on the Republicans.
I know I could get rid of you guys somehow, but it would most likely take me an hour of trolling through your site to find the “get me the fuck off your list” button…if you even have one.
Just for the record, I don’t have time to write my congressman every five minutes bitching about what’s wrong with our country. There’s a lot that’s wrong with it, and you rich, over-entitled shits are supposed to be fixing it. I’m recycling, and I unplug my appliances at night, so there, I’m doing my part.
Tell you what moveon.org. You pay me five dollars for every letter and email I write, and I’ll write and send emails all goddamn day. Just put the money in my paypal account, and I’ll save it up and donate it to the “Foundation for bigger balls for Democrats.”
The Bus
Posted by Dirk on December 25, 2009
On a bus to San Antonio. Oh, the humanity. One guy smells like beef jerky, another like cigarettes. A woman drenched in perfume. The sound of crunching plastic wrappers as the occupants open their dinner for the evening. The bus driver finds it necessary to narrate the history of Buda, Texas as we roll by. I pull out the iPhone and plug in some Duke Ellington to drown out the noise. Red lights dot the highway as we pass a Wal-mart, a Petsmart, and dozens of strip malls. The black sky the most interesting aspect of our journey as Duke plays Caravan. To be continued…
And thou shall make a fool of thyself
Posted by Dirk on May 26, 2009
“The Republicans have got to take a stand on this one. If they don’t, they can kiss their chances of ever getting back into power away,”
These are the words of Pat Robertson concerning the proposed nomination of Sonia Sotomayor to the Supreme Court.
Seriously, who gives a rat’s ass about this guy? The Republican party wonders why they were trounced in the past presidential election? News flash: You listen to people like Pat Robertson. You give airtime to people like Pat Robertson.
This is the man, who in 1976, predicted that the end of the world was coming in October or November of 1982. October or November mind you. I suppose God couldn’t make up his mind. Wasn’t sure when he would have his “Destroy The World!” spell perfected.
For all you Republicans that want to get your guy in the WH next time around, do yourselves a solid. Ignore whack jobs like Pat Robertson, stop believing everything you hear on Fox News, and start talking some sense for a change.
In the news
Posted by Dirk on May 20, 2009
RNC token black guy and Urkel wannabe Michael Steele proudly announced, “The era of apologizing for Republican mistakes of the past is now officially over.” I’m just wondering when the apologizing actually started. At least you guys now hold the record for the shortest era ever.
